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Re: Militarism
« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2009, 06:23:35 PM »
"The Most Interesting Man In The World" ads where based off of Eugune Harlot.

Well, they did have to tone them down a bit. Eugene Harlot's badassery would fry most people's TVs as well as blow most people's minds.
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« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2009, 06:24:03 PM »
Chris Stanwick actually knows Chuck Norris personally and acted with him in 2000. He is just as badass in person as on TV, just appears smaller.
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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2009, 06:32:13 PM »
Chris Stanwick actually knows Chuck Norris personally and acted with him in 2000. He is just as badass in person as on TV, just appears smaller.
Sheriff Creamson has also met Chuck Norris in RL (one of the two famous people he's met in RL, the other being Cathy Rigby who is very short), who is in fact a really cool guy. This does not make Creamson a badass himself, though. Sheriff Creamson also realizes how easy it is to lie on the internet but chooses not to say anything out of politeness. Who knows, maybe Stanwick really is a descendent of a British noble/pilot/ex-resident of a houseboat/business owner/actor/coworker of Norris/internet god. Being all of these things will still make him only 1/4 as badass as Eugene Harlot.

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2010, 02:58:48 PM »
Ok so were are being invaded again. So how good does this religion look now?


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Re: Militarism
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2010, 05:27:38 PM »
This right here glorifies america's biggest problem..... we know we are a superior race, if only us superior americans didn't know that everyone else is a bunch of chodes maybe we could be friendly deities :/
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Re: Militarism
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2010, 05:50:53 PM »
Hereby joining the ranks of Harlotism and disavow Adminism entirely,  the later having proven itself to be a total FAIL eReligion.




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Re: Militarism
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2010, 05:59:27 PM »
Hereby joining the ranks of Harlotism and disavow Admisim entirely,  the later having proven itself to be a total FAIL eReligion.
Welcome to the yet not failed eReligion. No worship of Eugene Harlot is needed but greatly appreciated, by him.

Worshiping your own military might is totally fine as long as you don't believe yourself better than Harlot, otherwise you might get in some trouble there.
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« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
Ah, we need to provide words of dedication and eReligious humility then ?

No question, Harlot was and is the shizzle and its a shame the eUS forum is without his regular and frequent presence.

Impossible to say more without stomping on the toes of others here and we're attempting to have a less hostile environment so, lets just say those who know the story.............. already know.  Those who do not will learn in time,  on their own.

I once saw him take a loaf and five fishes and turn them into weapons to kill the masses (of invaders) and then he did share those weapons with those who had none. 

I didn't see him walk on water yet or arise from the eDead; but I have seen him take the jawbone of an ass and whop ass of the asses who needed it.

I never saw him turn any water into wine, but I did see him protect the forum during an invader trolling attack and in one single stroke, saw him ban more Redcoat asshats with one strike, all alone,  than Alee could ban in a week.

I never saw him make the blind to see but, I have seen him blind and mute some who talked to scrabbing much.

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2010, 07:41:05 PM »
Yes and Amen. :)

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »
Remember:

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2010, 03:44:03 PM »
Remember:

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it looks like erep took a page from Harlot  ;D

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2010, 03:48:04 PM »
I want to see Harlot kick some other dietys ass.
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Re: Militarism
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2010, 11:29:11 PM »
Well Daks, every shrine needs a few relics and symbols.

I suppose Militarism and Harlot would favor a cross of a different type/shape.

How about this one ?

             

and substitute sacraments ?

We don't break bread but instead break out the ammo ?



We don't use wine but instead Napalm, and for good cause ....



Instead of passing a plate, suppose we substitute for belts ?



Me thinks that not just any Nun would be acceptable....... it would have to be more like, Aereala:



Hmmm, is any of that in the ballpark Daks ?

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2010, 11:15:54 AM »
I love Aereala the Nun, I would say Harlot approved, but I can't.  I approve the rest even though the Nun proved to be very distracting.

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2010, 11:00:38 PM »
It is known fact that Harlot has the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch:



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« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »

Holy Handgrenade > Fish slap

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2010, 12:07:01 AM »
If thou joinist this religion, thou must knowith the consequences to thine action on the internet:


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Re: Militarism
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2010, 12:35:57 AM »
                         


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Re: Militarism
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2010, 12:20:00 PM »
eRepublik birthday profile Eugene Harlot ...July 30, 2008

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/772321

We missed his recent birthday Daks.   Harlot appears to be on a hunger strike.

               




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Re: Militarism
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2010, 07:09:39 PM »


       Someone with a connection needs to call in some plague on those assigned to respond to tickets in game.

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« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2010, 12:10:54 AM »
Where is the Militarism sermon Daks ?   A warm up while we wait for it ? 

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Re: Militarism
« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2010, 03:18:59 AM »
From what I can tell Harlot still leads a fine branch of the eUS military, the covert ops.



But may he'll be back for Chirtmas, when he'll be using his very festive, candy cane lazer gun.



But in the mean time he'll be using the golden machine gun he stole from the admins. :D


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« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2010, 12:14:16 AM »
A good start.  An offering, in honor of Warriors, the priests of Militarism.

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« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2010, 04:21:22 PM »
I can dig it... Although I'll sit back and be more of an observer than anything
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« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2010, 10:03:07 PM »



In the absence of war, sheath thy sword.... to the hilt.

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« Reply #55 on: September 03, 2010, 10:06:14 PM »
After that sword sheathing, back to eReligion, militarism....turn your hymnals to page one.  8)

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