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Offline AidenAstrup

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Meals On Wheels Form - Need Food?
« on: February 22, 2009, 11:50:57 AM »
Are you a new citizen in this country? The eUS government is here to assist you in your new life. Just fill out this form and we will send over a package to you filled with great items to help you survive.

To Qualify You Must:
Be a USA citizen
Be under 1 month of age
Have no awards
Have a job

Live in the US
Have a Wellness Below 70

Also, it is not required, but highly recommended that you move to a Q5 Hospital state, which are currently Florida and New Jersey California.  You can receive one free Moving Ticket by visiting http://eusforum.com/index.php/topic,6371.0.html

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Re: Meals On Wheels Form - Need Food?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 12:03:17 AM »
This form has changed to this one:

http://tinyurl.com/eusmeals

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Re: Meals On Wheels Form - Need Food?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 12:24:02 AM »
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