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Offline Joe DaSmoe

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Joe's eTavern
« on: February 02, 2009, 02:41:40 PM »
Open.

remember never dicuss politics in the bar.

Drink up, have fun.

Think I will have crown on the rocks myself.
cheers people! :D

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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/joe-s-etown-tavern--730012/1/20
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 03:30:41 PM »
Joe.. Jooooooe... JOOOOOOE!
Why don't you ever sell happiness in a shot glass?!

*breaks down and cries*
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 03:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Blue Holt on February 02, 2009, 03:30:41 PM
Joe.. Jooooooe... JOOOOOOE!
Why don't you ever sell happiness in a shot glass?!

*breaks down and cries*

have a few, you get Happy ;)
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 07:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Joe DaSmoe on February 02, 2009, 02:41:40 PM
Open.

remember never dicuss politics in the bar.

Drink up, have fun.

Think I will have crown on the rocks myself.
cheers people! :D

eRep Joe's here.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/joe-s-etown-tavern--730012/1/20

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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 07:26:41 PM »
No irc baaaaad for hangovers.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 10:24:39 PM »
Pass the vino Joe!
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 11:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Joe DaSmoe on February 02, 2009, 02:41:40 PM

remember never dicuss politics in the bar.




There's no "no politics" in eRep.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 01:12:37 AM »
Yo' Joe, got your invitation.   Set me up.  Already wishin' it was Friday. ;D


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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2009, 01:16:39 AM »
Quote from: Alee Ann on February 03, 2009, 01:12:37 AM
Yo' Joe, got your invitation.   Set me up.  Already wishin' it was Friday. ;D




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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 02:11:23 AM »
If I told ya'   I'd have to kill ya.  Dont' quote the pictures to avoid redundancy besides, you single me out just 'cause of the way I look dude?  You not prejudice against grays er ye soldier ?

If ye are, I'll have to get out my anti - prejudice medicine.







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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 07:19:05 AM »
Welcome Alee, all skin colors allowed here, even grey ;D
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 08:45:36 PM »
Quote from: PrincessMedyPi on February 02, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Pass the vino Joe!

I carry a fine selection of wine MedyPi, what will it be, a perfectly aged Merlot perhaps?
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 08:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Joe DaSmoe on February 03, 2009, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: PrincessMedyPi on February 02, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Pass the vino Joe!

I carry a fine selection of wine MedyPi, what will it be, a perfectly aged Merlot perhaps?

I need some strong stuff.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 08:54:11 PM »
Sorry, I don't share the "strong stuff" bro !

I keeps it all fo' my seff.

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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2009, 10:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Joe DaSmoe on February 03, 2009, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: PrincessMedyPi on February 02, 2009, 10:24:39 PM
Pass the vino Joe!

I carry a fine selection of wine MedyPi, what will it be, a perfectly aged Merlot perhaps?

I love a good Pinot Noir.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »
Quote from: Alee Ann on February 03, 2009, 08:54:11 PM
Sorry, I don't share the "strong stuff" bro !

I keeps it all fo' my seff.



Dang.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2009, 11:17:46 PM »
Common Senator,  a little privacy at this time....if you please ?

Here watch the Oklahoma guy singing on the open mike here,

from your home state ................while I do my thing.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_l1zuv4Mqs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_l1zuv4Mqs</a>


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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2009, 12:55:41 AM »
Wow Joe, how did you get this fellow to take that microphone ?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBZxFzEb2co" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBZxFzEb2co</a>



(Cut away end of song for benefit of minors who may enter the tavern )
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2009, 12:59:00 AM »
Don't you just love listening in to conversations at other tables here at Joe's ?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o82jJwjzVTo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o82jJwjzVTo</a>





He must be having trouble with house keeping up in here.   What no wi-fi signal at Joe's ?
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2009, 01:11:49 AM »
How about that karaoke .......give us another ..... one or two more   ...... ?


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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2009, 02:12:27 AM »
Quote from: Alee Ann on February 03, 2009, 08:54:11 PM
Sorry, I don't share the "strong stuff" bro !

I keeps it all fo' my seff.



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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2009, 02:22:19 AM »
If there is...Alee wrote the wiki on it.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2009, 02:38:37 AM »
A new type of porn?!?!?! Must find the wiki.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2009, 02:41:53 AM »
See if it's in A Dirty Shame (what a great movie)
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2009, 02:44:00 AM »
I love John Waters.
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2009, 02:44:24 AM »
me too!
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2009, 02:48:17 AM »
What's this, no comment on the karaoke performances ?

  I thought those  were pretty good finds for an open mike at Joe's.

 We all need more hugs.

Especially a character staying in character.
 
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2009, 02:49:05 AM »
Were highschool hellcats
On our own
were high school hellcats
almost grown
come on and pick a fight we wish you would
we love being bad cuz it sure feels good!
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2009, 02:51:00 AM »
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Scrab Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Scrab Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

'Cause I'm Scrab Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Scrab Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Scrab Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
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Re: Joe's eTavern
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2009, 02:52:09 AM »
Many a time I feel so lonesome
Many a day I've been so doggone tired
When I get lonesome, yes I do
I think about true love
And when I think about true love
I think about you

So I'm singing, this here song, for Melody Ann
And I'm so doggone proud
That I'm her man and she's all mine
My Melody Ann

(This is actually the song I was named after...such fail)
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