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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #150 on: November 20, 2009, 11:35:53 AM »
Well, we are against each other in Supremacy where we can throw loyal minions against each other so we got that down.

I'll have to try to make an elite tic-tac-toe baord.

Also, wtf is up with me coming on and Astra being on, all the time it seems. I still think you're a stalker >_>

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #151 on: November 20, 2009, 11:45:33 AM »
Lol, YOU'RE the stalker!





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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #152 on: November 20, 2009, 11:48:43 AM »
Whatever, you're the stalker.


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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #153 on: November 20, 2009, 11:53:57 AM »
I was here first today![1]


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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #154 on: November 20, 2009, 01:18:13 PM »
Posting to confirm my elite status on Friday.

Also Astra is being overly flirty with Josh.  I'm jealous because I demanded pics from her months ago and she never followed through
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #155 on: November 20, 2009, 01:19:09 PM »
This has relevence

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #156 on: November 20, 2009, 03:23:02 PM »
I thought no girls on the internet was like rule 2?

Also, what does Rhane think about the above picture?

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #157 on: November 20, 2009, 03:27:20 PM »
To every rule, there is one exception.  Rhane is the exception to rule #30.

Also
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #158 on: November 20, 2009, 03:31:06 PM »
Forgot you go by 4chan rules... Never been there, never will.

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #159 on: November 20, 2009, 04:11:40 PM »
To every rule, there is one exception.  Rhane is the exception to rule #30.

Also
1.  Do not talk about /b/
2. DO NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statement
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
48. Do Not turn your back on Anonymous. Do not Betray Anonymous. Anonymous does not forget and neither should you. What Anonymous gives, Anonymous can take away. We control everything.

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What is /b/?

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #160 on: November 20, 2009, 04:13:19 PM »
/b/ is a 4chan thing. It's the place where you put child porn and other random stuff. Never go there >_>

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #161 on: November 20, 2009, 04:21:02 PM »
/b/ is ok, but /v/, /tv/, and /mu/ are superior

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #162 on: November 20, 2009, 04:30:28 PM »
D:

Oh, okay.

Lol.

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #163 on: November 20, 2009, 04:46:08 PM »
Anyways, continuing as scheduled


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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #164 on: November 20, 2009, 07:06:20 PM »

What's going on in this thread!?!
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #165 on: November 20, 2009, 07:20:33 PM »
                 

                               Elite................ Busted. 

                   

                                Again.......................   
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #166 on: November 20, 2009, 08:06:13 PM »
I must praise Alee Ann for his/her/their extensive observation skills!




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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #168 on: November 20, 2009, 08:09:46 PM »
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #169 on: November 20, 2009, 08:42:13 PM »
Well, we are against each other in Supremacy where we can throw loyal minions against each other so we got that down.

I'll have to try to make an elite tic-tac-toe baord.

Also, wtf is up with me coming on and Astra being on, all the time it seems. I still think you're a stalker >_>
Yep, we must duel for her hand, using our men of course.

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #170 on: November 20, 2009, 11:02:04 PM »
*makes his re-entrance*
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #171 on: November 21, 2009, 12:37:47 AM »
Well, we are against each other in Supremacy where we can throw loyal minions against each other so we got that down.

I'll have to try to make an elite tic-tac-toe baord.

Also, wtf is up with me coming on and Astra being on, all the time it seems. I still think you're a stalker >_>
Yep, we must duel for her hand, using our men of course.
Yeah, I'll just have to destroy you ^_^

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #172 on: November 21, 2009, 01:06:48 AM »
Lol, YOU'RE the stalker!





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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #173 on: November 21, 2009, 05:44:50 AM »
Well, we are against each other in Supremacy where we can throw loyal minions against each other so we got that down.

I'll have to try to make an elite tic-tac-toe baord.

Also, wtf is up with me coming on and Astra being on, all the time it seems. I still think you're a stalker >_>
Yep, we must duel for her hand, using our men of course.
Yeah, I'll just have to destroy you ^_^
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #174 on: November 21, 2009, 09:04:56 AM »
I love waking up in the morning, KNOWING, I piss excellence

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #175 on: November 21, 2009, 01:10:05 PM »
The last page sucked.  Here's hoping that this one is better

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #176 on: November 21, 2009, 01:17:21 PM »
I'm going to poop in Emerik's mouth.

Why ?   He's already so full of it ............... the act would be wasted effort.  :P


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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #177 on: November 21, 2009, 01:34:04 PM »
This page is lost.  Might as well spam bullshit until we get to the next one.

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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #178 on: November 21, 2009, 02:13:40 PM »
This page is lost.  Might as well spam bullshit until we get to the next one.

LOL   ;D      Not so elite after all.  ;D  Bet chisholm trolls in here next.
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Re: The new forum elitist *Rules*
« Reply #179 on: November 21, 2009, 02:29:50 PM »
Posting to let you all know that the pool is closed.